Sattu
Sattu/ to do a Sattu
Do something that cannot be explained by normal people with normal logic
Do something that cannot be explained by normal people with normal logic
"He did a sattu and intentionally slept in a chair even though the bed was just next to him. Why? Because sattu."
sattu behavior
when someone does fucked up shit and then says "I was drunk" or some excuse that doesn't make sense or fucking another person's wife and then saying "She doesn't have a problem, I don't have a problem, why do you have a problem"
1. Friends get together for a party and friend A sleeps with the girl friend B likes and next day morning when confronted by friend B, friend A first says "I was drunk. Nothing happened". Friend C tells friend A, " Man why da f**k did u have to show sattu behavior with him".
2. Guy cheats on his wife and when the wife confronts him, he says "She doesn't have a problem, I don't have a problem, why do you have a problem"
2. Guy cheats on his wife and when the wife confronts him, he says "She doesn't have a problem, I don't have a problem, why do you have a problem"