Beantown bungee
Pull out some organs from an enemy and tye them to the foul pole in left field at Fenway. Then boot his fucking ass off the green monster.
I don't like the guy to begin with so what better way to say welcome to Boston then with a Beantown bungee. Hey frankie, can we get a couple more boston lagers down here and would it kill ya to dim the lights? Nomar is on deck.