lord sausage hands
A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.
Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.
edward sausage hands
Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead
You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"
Second-hand sausage
When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.
Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.
sausage hand
When someone has fingers that look like sausages
You got sausage hand bro.