beany cheese

an insult where chavs do not understand a word you say but still think that they are better than you i.e starting on you, kickin bread at you, farting ect ect. or a random thing that can make a select few cry with laughter in the right place and the right time. it can also infuriate and aggrivate almost everyone else who doesnt find it funny. chavs are gay. they have sweaty bum fun listenin to usher and r n b crap. chavs have no nobs. chavvettes have nobs. they are gay.

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.

The Cheese Beanie is a toasted sandwich, much like a cheese toasty except the filling contains a fusion of cheese and baked beans.

The cheese beanie slogan is: Minimum effort, maximum taste... Mmmmm!

Optional complimentary sauces might include brown sauce, worcester sauce or piri-piri sauce but don't take our word for it, go experiment...!

When you add too much cheese to your beans you will almost be able to turn them upside
down without them falling to the floor.
At this point there is more cheese than beans and so your Cheesy Beans have become Beany Cheese.

Although Beany Cheese is rarely intentional, it is often desirable.