Sausage Royale
A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.
Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"
Royal Sausage
When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.
Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"