sausage topic
An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......