Sautenism
The Pastafarian version of Satanism. Hell is ruled by our Dark Pepperoni Lord "Cheezus Crust". Pastafarian Hell is basically the same as Pastafarian Heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have STDs. Members of Suatenism are called Sautenists.
"I'm thinking of joining a religion."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."