Bear-and-a-Half

The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.

If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.

Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!

俚语	bear-and-a-half
释义	Bear-and-a-Half The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones. If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago. Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!
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