saving the princess
masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)
gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."
gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."
gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"
gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."
gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"
gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
Slay the dragon to save the princess
the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.
Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.