bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.

the nastiest grossest vaginas. these become of said women who have been with a lot of people and then picked up a habit of doing drugs. And now is a nasty AIDS whore

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.

Cave Bear, also known as Man Bear Pig. Cave Bear is a wierd female who is usually the neighbor of a close friend. They live in caves near the woods or the ocean ex. Forestville, California.

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.