sawing logs
to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.
She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.
saw log
a extremely long and round turd, usually found in the shithouse.
Ewwwww, My sister left a saw log in the shitter.
Sawing Logs
Giving a man a rough handjob.
My arms are so tired, I've been sawing logs all day.
saw a log
To get things done in an excellent manner or to be a pimp/awesome in general.
After Stuart found the sweet spot on his stihl ms440, he was able to saw a log.
"Sh*t boy I tell you what, run a little nitro in the fuel mix for this saw and it will saaaw a laaaawwwg!"
"Sh*t boy I tell you what, run a little nitro in the fuel mix for this saw and it will saaaw a laaaawwwg!"
Log Sawing
When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.