S.A.W.S.
abv. Sudden Absence from Work Syndrome
Manager 1: Wheres Jerry he was supposed to finish those TPS reports for me this morning.
Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.
Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.