bearded bagpipes
A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.
"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
Bearded Bagpipe
The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.
Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.