Bearded Giver
When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.
You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.