bearded vag
a really hairy vagina.
tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.
drippy vag beard
(n) - when the inside of a vagina is pulled to the outside, and the pubic hair still covers them.
John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.