Scalfing
Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.
Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.
Scalfing
Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.
Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.
scalf
Some dink on NZ TV's spelling of scarf
Drew Neemia: "Dude, check out my new scalf."
Me: "It's a scarf, You dink."
Me: "It's a scarf, You dink."
Matt Scalf
Person who needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.
Dang, that Matt Scalf needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.
Scalf Rock
A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scalf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.
Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?
Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scalf rock bands
Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?
Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scalf rock bands
Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?
Scalf
Sexy, cute, asian, lady, friend.
Is your scalf coming tonight?