Beard of Shame
The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.
Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
Beard of Shame
The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.
A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.
Beard Shaming
Beard shaming is defined as inappropriate negative statements and attitutes toward a man's beard. It can also reach into the discrimination against individuals who may have un-matured beards. A backlash against beard shaming has resulted in the coining of the term itself and attempts to bring a more positive attitude toward diverse beards of all sizes and styles.
Does your beard even lift bro? Bro that's straight Beard Shaming.