Beards ago
Descriptive for an incident far gone enough that you have since grown and shaved several beards.
Guy #1: You need to get back in the game mate
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago