scarrot
To 'scarrot': To masturbate furiously whilst blindfolded onto a spinning globe, then see where it takes you.
Benson: Did you hear about Tarquin?
Reginald: No
Benson: He scarroted and ended up in Bishkek
Reginald: Yikes!!!
Reginald: No
Benson: He scarroted and ended up in Bishkek
Reginald: Yikes!!!