scatagitate
(v.t.) Stir the shit.
Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!
Scatagitant General
The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.
"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"