scatalog
An encyclopedic volume encompassing the various species of rectal excreta.
Jason: "I woke up this morning with a terrible case of the plops. For the life of me, I just can't remember what I ate last night."
Dean: "Sounds like it's time to break out a scatalog and look it up."
Dean: "Sounds like it's time to break out a scatalog and look it up."
scatalogical
Used to describe an idea or way of thinking that is neither sensible or logical. A combination of scat and logical.
"If she thinks she is going to get him to marry her, she's being scatalogical."
Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy
The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.
It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"
Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."
Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."
Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)