Scat Clawed
When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
scat claws
A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.
That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.