scaturro
A hearty concoction of banana and semen blended into a smooth paste and enjoyed with a side of cool whip. Guaranteed to keep your guests begging for more. Shaken not stirred. Frosty, never warm. Serve as an appetizer, an entree, or a desert.
My scaturro was a big hit at Thanksgiving dinner this year. My family couldn't get enough. I had to slip away half-way through the meal to make a second batch!! Thanks, "Martha-Stewart Living" for this superb culinary treat.