Scavary

A zach like creature, similar to another hobit-like animal known as the Sceverett (see reference). small little manchild who also identifies as a hobosexual (see definition). Has mommy issues and a thing for GILFS with big titties, the saggier the better, his meltdowns make a group of pissy toddlers seem like a litter of puppies. Pity parties are his favorite past time.