scavenger hunt

An assignment designed to fail you in physics. Includes hard questions, mind-boggling equations, obscure facts, and finding an invisible ship, the Pierre Gulliumet. If your teacher ever assigns one of these, it's time to break into hysterics.

A state of mind in which 2 or more individuals discuss random happenings that are irrelevant and have no importance to anything. It makes no logcal sense. It lasts anywhere between half an hour to the record being one-twelfth of a whole day.

When your entire senior class partakes in a night filled with pranks and challenges ranging from a wide variety of crazy things. *Use your imagination*

There are multiple teams which can only consist of 8 people max.
A list will be handed out which contains a bunch of challenges which can earn your team points!
Rules:
Must arrive at designated location on time and with the entire team in a motor vehicle
Each member must have a bandana with the color representing the team

The bandana must be placed somewhere outside the team car within sight
Must obtain the task list from the Judges (Senior Class will decide who the judges are)
Must show video evidence the task was completed
At the end of the hunt, your team must hand in the video evidence to the judges for the scores to be calculated correctly
*The team driver cannot be intoxicated in any shape or form!*

A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

Strategies include:

Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.

When, upon sensing an impending climax, the male removes his organ, leaves the room and proceeds to find a random area in the house in which to blow his load. Following completion, the other partner(ers) is offered a reward for finding (and taking pictures with) the recent deposit.

Before giving a female oral , take a few cents from your wallet and insert it into the female's vagina.
When you enter the vagina, use your tongue to find the coins, and the ones that you find, you get to keep.

WARNING: take notes of how many coins are you inserting!

A game, typically played in an extensive outdoor area, in which participants have to collect a number of miscellaneous objects.