Bearglop

A really thicc orange fish. It wears a Santa hat and is a pedophile. It likes shaking its booty on a pole and will not hesitate to assault you

A Bearglop is a really cool guy, he likes to have a good time and dance to Easy Street.
You can always have lots of laughs with Bearglop seeing he is just a silly ole' fish (he doesn't even know how to swim.)
If you want to tame a Bearglop just have Easy Street blaring, have a cherry Icee and a Hotpocket in hand, he will come soon, make sure you don't offend the Bearglop, he will yell "UMG" and tell you to f off, beware, Sheri will be watching with her buttered popcorn, when he starts walking off she will say "OHMAGAWD, where's he going" and Bearglop will yell "DANNY BB" in the distant.

Bearglop is a really great friend, anyone who knows Bearglop is super lucky because he's one of a kind!
If you want to become friends with a Bearglop just blare Easy Street and offer him a Hot pocket and a cherry Icee.
If you betray said Bearglop he will yell "UMG, F off" and beware, Sheri will be listening in with her buttered popcorn and saying "OHMAGAWD, what's going to happen next?"