scepticle
The condition of being in doubt as to the existance of one or more of your testicles.
When the bullet went right through the crotch of his shorts, Steve was scepticle.
scepticles
For when one is sceptical of a situation, one wears their scepticles.
“Have you blocked the loo?”
“No”
“I am wearing my scepticles.”
Or
“My scepticles are on.”
“No”
“I am wearing my scepticles.”
Or
“My scepticles are on.”