Schabusiness
"Giving someone the Schabusiness" means to chop off their head and penis and leave it in a black bucket in their mom's basement, after placing their legs in the crock pot you keep in your car".
When Jim found out that Tony was married to a girl, he went mad and gave him the schabusiness. Police have not been able to recover Tony's legs since Jim keeps his car doors locked and parked in a garage. Tony's mom went insane after her gruesome discovery and currently resides at the Stony Brook Institution for the Mentally Ill/Retirement Community.
schabusinessed
The act of beheading somebody in a drug induced psychosis
Dude, did you hear about Taylor? She totally schabusinessed some guy.
The Schabusiness
A figurative act to replace "the business."
Hey Peter, Dan kept throwing baseballs all day, I'm real close to giving him the Schabusiness!