Schache
Schache is often a good bloke who is an absolute legend. Someone who has a sizeable schnoz that other good bloke envy.
Usually up for a doodle touch.
Usually up for a doodle touch.
Hey Schache! Show us ya party trick! Put the glow stick in ya banjo hole!
Schach-diesel
When a musician can play his mother-fucking ass off beyond all belief. (Inspired by the music of Ben Schachter.)
Did you hear that shit? That guy's got some fuckin schach-diesel in his engine.
schach attack
the act of one friend singing a song or even talking about it, that it gets implanted in to your head for the rest of the day.
person one: "just a small town girl livin in a lonely world..."
person two: oh great now thats going to be stuck in my head all day!
person one: you just got a schach attack!!
person three: oh snap
person two: oh great now thats going to be stuck in my head all day!
person one: you just got a schach attack!!
person three: oh snap
Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach)
When a male or female defecates between a woman's breasts and pushes them together to see what picture is formed. Like the inkblot (Rorschach) test psychologists use on mental patients.
When Deebo came home he pulled a Choco-Schach on Mrs. Parker; Pastor Clever pulled a Chocolate Rorschach - AKA (Choco-Schach) on Mrs. Parker while Smokey watched through the window...
schach
Hard to define, easy to love. Like a Cadbury egg, he's tough on the outside and gooey and sweet on the inside. He's full of surprises. One minute he's pounding drinks at the bar and smart assing everyone, the next he's hauling furniture for a friend in need or making baked goods for the potluck. He will scare you if he's your supervisor at work, but don't be fooled. Buy him a beer and compliment his mustache and his frosty exterior will start to thaw, letting you know the real him.
There are exactly 2 people on the planet who can wear a kilt: the guy playing bagpipes on the street on Scotland, and Schach.
Don't fuck with a Schach, unless you're a sharp-dressed black guy who knows how to make collard greens, in which case write that shit on a recipe card because Schach is a Renaissance man in and out of the kitchen.
Don't fuck with a Schach, unless you're a sharp-dressed black guy who knows how to make collard greens, in which case write that shit on a recipe card because Schach is a Renaissance man in and out of the kitchen.