schafing
An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
Schafe
The man. The undisputed king of everything in existence.
Hail Schafe!
Schafe
Used to describe someone who feels calm around a group of friends; differs from 'safe' in the context where it is used to implement further security.
"Ellie I feel so schafe when you're around"