Schettler
A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.
Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!
No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!
No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!