schiavonitis
A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.
I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.
schiavone
To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.
Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.
schiavone
A stupid hoe. that only works to have sex with younger kids. she is a science teacher and doesn't do good at her job. A schiavone is english for "get the fuck out of my life"
Ewww schiavone is the worst
luann schiavone
A mentally unstable alcoholic who frequently engages in cocaine use.
Be careful in Florida there are a lot of Luann Schiavone's in that state.
Schiavone Shit
A shit you take immediately following a bath or shower; making cleaning your butthole completely pointless.
Dude, didn't you just take a shower?
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.
Stacy Schiavone
Classic Mom
Stacy Schiavone is a classic mom.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.
Stacy Schiavone likes to be very strict.
bum bum schiavone
A phrase that describes your ideal type and perfect person that you would want to date.
Kim Kardashian is a bum bum schiavone in Ryan's eyes.