Schira
If you meet a schira you are an extremely lucky person. they have very large hearts and even larger penises. the guys are always extremely good looking, funny, multi sport athletes, and musicians. The girls are always very pretty, very smart, very good parents and siblings, and fun. A schira is a last name that holds greatness and if you have the name you are proud to have it. Disrespecting the family name often results in a harsh, painful, gory, death. If you meet a schira don’t let them out of your life because you will regret it forever. they will be the best person to get with and will give you an amazing future in a relationship. schiras have also body boarded in the past. they will always live in the depths of ohio, california, or florida. They fart a lot and they always start short but grow to around 6ft for guys and 5’5 for girls. They are basically perfect people.
Person 1: have you seen the size those those schira’s pp?
Person 2: No but I hear they are colossal
Person 2: No but I hear they are colossal