Schittlippz
Incessant nonconformist, While loyal to friends highly coercive to new people. Reluctanct or unable to agree with anything intially yet once the idea is optimizing and satisficing it can happen quicker than one could physically jump a white picket fence
Oh that dumbass Schittlippz...he can't figure out that if he just does it now he can avoid all the headaches and whining later.