schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

schlager

Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.

"Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!"

Schlager

The act of falling face first, hands second.

Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock.

schlager

An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"

Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.

See also, drunk

John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere

Schlager

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

俚语	schlagered
释义	schlagered a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels i'm going out to get schlagered. schlagered When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy. I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow. schlager Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas. Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song. Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre. "Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!" Schlager The act of falling face first, hands second. Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock. schlager An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered" Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004. See also, drunk John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere Schlager Just plain and simple a penis. 1: Hey bro lets do something. 2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house. 1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager. Schlagering A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both 1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying. 2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
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