schlan
a tan occurring on the penis or "schlong", from which it gets it's namesake. essentially a contraction of "schlong tan".
"Hey guys, do you mind if we move up to the nude end of the beach? I'd like to work on my schlan a bit while the sun is still high in the sky."
As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."
As heard at the nude beach: "Wow man, you must've logged some serious hours out here to achieve a schlan like that."
Schlan Party
a party in which only gentlemen are able to attend. Alcohol consumption is a must.
Dude I wish I was part of The Gentlemen so I could goto a Schlan Party!