Schlatz
A delicious beer created by mixing equal portions Schlitz and Blatz. A favorite of wisconsinites and other midwesterners of nordic ancestry. Less commmonly referred to as a blitz.
The laws of nature would suggest that mixing two disgusting beers would create a disgusting elixir. Fortunately for grizzled wisconsin residents, the mildly palatable Schlatz does not abide by the laws of nature.