Schlerma
Schlerma is the best drink you've never heard of.
John: Dude, have you tried the new Schlerma flavor?
Jim: Nah, lemme have a sip.
Jim: *sips*
Jim: Holy fuck dude, the guys at Schlerma did it again!
Jim: Nah, lemme have a sip.
Jim: *sips*
Jim: Holy fuck dude, the guys at Schlerma did it again!