Schling schlong
A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
Schling schlong
When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.
Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!
schling schlong
a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.