Schlips
(N) A sexy bitch. Derived from the region of a woman's pussy flaps or vagina lips called the labia.
The word Schlips is most commonly used upon coming across sexy ass bitches and potential fuck buddys whilst out on the prowl with the bros getting your gurn on...
schlip
The omnomatopoeiac sound for quickly leaving an area undetected.
Bob: Where's George?
George: *Schlip*
Bob: Darn he must have schlipped away.
George: *Schlip*
Bob: Darn he must have schlipped away.
schlipping mah fronecks
The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.
That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.
Schlipping
When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.
Tanner needs to stop schlipping.