schlitz-faced
One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.
The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
schlitz-faced
The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.