schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.

The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.

schlomp

Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time.

"What are you planning on doing for the holidays?"
"Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot."

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

俚语	schlomp
释义	schlomp to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way. I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp. schlomp a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate) Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest! schlomp 1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you. The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino. schlomp Activity involving only computing (specifically coding) and sleeping throughout an often long period of time. "What are you planning on doing for the holidays?" "Well let's see. I plan to schlomp. A lot." schlomping cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important. WARNING - this is highly addictable. i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp. schlomping The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating. The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm. "That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping." Schlomped When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!
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