schlong john

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

An unfortunate condition that may befall one's schlong, whereby said penis has been inserted into a "not so fresh" vagina, particularly one with a fishy odor. The result is a schlong that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood.