Bear's Ass
An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.
How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.
bear ass
an extremely hairy butt
Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.
Bears Ass and Cabbage
A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.
John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"
polar bear ass
A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!
Ashley(Boo Boo) has a polar bear ass.
Momma Bear Ass
An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
Teddy Bear Ass
A Flat Ass, An Ass That Disappears Into The Persons Back, Giving Them A Torso That Looks Like A Teddy Bears.
"The Simpsons Characters Have Teddy Bear Asses."
build a bear ass nigga
a clown ass nigga who waits hand and foot on females because they have no game. having no game has left them feeling like the only way to get a woman to like them is to light candles and serenade them like with brian mcknight or some shit. they go out every day w/ a "happy to help you with that ma'am" badge on their sleeves (credit victor), ready to inconvenience themselves to any extent for a females attention, and still go home without getting their dick sucked.
smh you build a bear ass nigga stop it