Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

俚语	schlong slap
释义	Schlong Slap The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face. Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead. schlong-slap To be slapped with one's schlong. 1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping. 2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office. 3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome. 4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
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