schlongus
Dipshit, retard, fucker, dicksucker, slut fag, you ass wipe nig....
You are a fucking schlongus...
Schlongus Interruptus
Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.
Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?
Schlongus Dongus
Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
Longus Schlongus
Very big German dick
CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge
SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS
BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA
OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS
Blorgus Schlongus
A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis
"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."
Schlongus Maximus
a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"