SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS
BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA
OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS
Schlongus Maximus
a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"