Schlonky
A gargantuan penis
He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.
schlonkied
Wasted out of your mind!
Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonky leg
When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
Was that a schlonky leg?
Wonky schlonky
Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation
This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky