Schlookie
When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.
"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"