bear shit
To shit a lot of berries and salmon
Bear shit was coming out of my ass all night after that party.
bear shit in the woods
A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.
See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Where the bear shit in the buckwheat
To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.
«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»
do bears shit in the woods?
A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".
question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"
Does a bear shit in the woods?
A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.
Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
yes, but not a polar bear
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Not a polar bear
Not a polar bear